Pigs are flying

It’s been in the international news how the Chinese government has reacted to the H1N1 flu situation. Here’s a little bit of it coming close to home.
It’s a memo to Seasons Park residents.

Re: H1N1 Flu (Swine Flu) Preventive Measures

Since an increasing number of Beijing hospitals have reported cases of novel H1N1 influenza, Seasons Park management has implemented precautionary measures to ensure the safety of residents and reduce the spread of any respiratory illness.

The measures include:

Disinfection location	Number of disinfection procedures
Building lobbies, B1/B2 entry, staircase halls, elevator cars, fire escape stairs and other common areas	At least three times a day
Common area facilities (outdoor benches, fitness equipment, children’s recreational facilities, garbage cans, etc.)	At least three times a day
Property Management Office	At least three times a day
Fitness equipment, pools in the clubhouse	At least three times a day
Garbage rooms, public toilets	At least three times a day

We will continue to take prudent steps to ensure public safety is protected and keep in touch with our residents to report additional measures.

If you require any assistance or have any questions regarding the above, please contact the Management Office at...

I would like to point out that this memo, aside from the odd use of the word “novel,” has no mistakes in its English, which is definitely a first around here. So how clean is your home?